unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

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solidmercury:

bruisebanner:

princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

 #clint barton

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whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

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nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

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politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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